NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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