The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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