I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't think brook has ever known best
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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