just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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