Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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