You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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