Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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