Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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