You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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