You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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