Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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