Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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