A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just high enough for therapy.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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