The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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