It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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