Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
