We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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