I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Shame is for Republicans.
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