well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Randomize
