You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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