Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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