i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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