Heybabeimwearingurpanties
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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