I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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