Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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