yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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