you win again, gameday.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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