Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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