yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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