I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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