He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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