Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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