how can u be prego again
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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