remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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