Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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