But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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