question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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