walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
