He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize