so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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