Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
