I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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