She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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