belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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