Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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