this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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