ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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