Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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