girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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