Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Found the puke drawer
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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