My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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