IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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