dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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