Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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