so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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